Sold

So yesterday, I sold that house I used to own. I went and cashed the shiny cheque from half the profit, then did what any self-respecting normal person does after happening upon some extra money...GROCERY SHOPPING!!!

I splurged and treated myself, since money was no object, and because maybe materialism and gluttony could help stave off the soul-crushing realization that all remnants of my awesome former life are now gone, sold, abandoned, and/or in the hands of other people.

It was a fancy feast, my friends.



See? Those are special occasion pastries. There are four different kinds, so it's like a four-course meal.

And to finish off this bountiful banquet:



This isn't as monetarily careless as it seems, because Ben & Jerry's was on sale; three for ten bucks. That's so cheap! It was at Valu-Mart, fellow Londoners. Get 'em before they're gone. *



* They are probably already gone.



P.S. My life really isn't as depressing as this post makes it seem. I've just been watching too much You Suck at Photoshop.