Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Ice Cream and War: How to Find Phronk.com

Here is what people were searching for when they found this blog:

  • 1 in 9 tim horton's my ass roll up rim
  • judge a person by how they take their coffee

  • i scream, you scream! we all scream for ice cream! & war! if you are not pissing someone off, you are not playing right! ;-)

  • motherfucking snakes and halifax
  • chupacabra in ontario
  • tell bell canada to bring back the two beavers
  • octopusology
  • psychology of cougars

  • ovary punching

  • porn fish
  • porn bow arrow fur

  • isaac hayes vegetarian
  • isaac hayes douchebag
  • products in patrick bateman cabinet

  • how to have awesome facial hair

  • ugly surgery games
  • ann hathaway is hideous
  • terry bauer was ugly on 24

  • how to burn a peanut in science things
  • is there a scientific reason for eating when happy or sad

Oh, and lots of people searching for some variant of "horror movie ideas." I imagine that these people are responsible for the latest crap Hollywood horror movies, and are now so desperate for ideas that they are Googling them. Which I guess is a step up from remakes.

Just send the royalty checks and I'll be happy.


Anonymous said...

I love how people search with a full sentence, like your posted "is there a scientific reason for eating when happy or sad". As if Google is a magic 8 ball and will answer "most definitely".

Phronk said...

Maybe they think Google is Ask Jeeves.

This is also common on Gdumb.

Anonymous said...


sorry, that was me.

Adorable Girlfriend said...

You have the best Google searchs. I cannot see how people get to my blog. It's so sad!

lindsay said...

porn fish was my fault :D

madamerouge said...

Anne Hathaway is going to be playing Judy Garland in an upcoming movie.

katrocket said...

That's one helluva 'stache.

Anonymous said...

HAHA! Thanks for the link to GDumb. I actually laughed out loud.

Phronk said...

Prosy: I am the world's leading octopusologist.

AG: That's a tragedy! I used StatCounter mostly and it shows where they come from (though it doesn't work on my other blog).

Lindsay: I hope that picture did it for you.

MR: *shudder*

Katrocket: I know! I want one.

Anonymous said...

I don't believe I've ever told you how I stumbled upon your glory. I was writing a paper in my English course and I was looking up a quote that had to deal with "bullshit" and hence, platypus shit came up. On your blog. I have been hooked ever since. Thank you for what you do for Canada, and Nebraska.

Phronk said...

Aww haha thank you Sadie. I've always wondered if any of the random search people stick around. Thank you for what you do for me.