Plain old coffee can be boring, so Mike "Phronk" [my last name] of London, Ont., likes to put "weird things" in his (he keeps a blog about it). [etc.]
Conspicuously absent? The address of said blog. I guess there won't be an influx of millions of visitors who will buy my crappy merchandise.
Oh well. At least when I'm old, I can brag to my grandkids about my greatest accomplishment. I'll be all like, "STOP TALKING. Did you know that I was in Maclean's?"
And they'll be all like, "WTF is Maclean's?"
And I'll say, "It was one of Canada's most popular magazines."
And they'll say, "WTF is a magazine?"
Then I will get angry and rant about the good old days when you had to physically leave the house to get information, then slowly absorb it from paper to your brain, rather than instantly downloading it into your neural implant. Then I'll graphically demonstrate how the iPad can suck my wrinkly nuts.
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This sounds totally healthy. Mentally.
What BS that they didn't even put your blog address.
Hopefully the conversation will also include:
"And the Pope was on the cover."
"What's a pope?"
I can dream.
Very nice, and congrats.
Excellent comment DW. I'm still waiting for my housekeeping robot, never mind neural implants.
Congrats! That's awesome, I'm going to check that out today... Wish I had your PR & design budget. New look's looking good.
So where's the scanned image of the article? :)
Great job!!! You are awesome!
I almost want to buy a copy so I can tell my grandkids I once knew the guy who was published in the magazine.
You could have your kids write a website (or whatever the kids are doing in those days) about you like: @shitmydadsays. AWESOME!
Hey Congrats!! That's pretty bad ass!
Yep, it sucks when you get some press about your blog and they neglect to tell readers where they can find the damn blog. I been there. Congrats on the mention though. We're running neck and neck on the press coverage!
Dammmn, you so famous! Can I get your autograph? Maybe you can stick that in your online dating profile.
And you know they won't include it on their website, where linking would be SO easy... damn you msm!
Sucking wrinkly nuts. There's an app for that.
Thanks y'all. When this fame continues and I take over the world, you will be spared.
I'll scan it and post it somewhere in a few days, when I'm probably less likely to get in trouble for it.
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